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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

23 hours ago on April 18th | J | 254,591 notes

oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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1 day ago on April 18th | J | 59,246 notes
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Song: Name Game
Artist: Sister Jude
Album: AHS
Played: 71,171 times.

bhrebear:

dreamerfluid:

Judy! Judy, Judy bo Budy
Banana fanna fo Fudy
Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana
Banana fanna fo Fana
Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game!
I betcha I can make a rhyme
out of anybody’s name

The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn’t there
but a B or an F
or an M will appear

And then I say: bo add a B
then I say the name
and Banana fanna and a fo

and then I say the name again
with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo

and then I say the name again
with an M this time
and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper! Pepper, Pepper, bo Bepper
Banana fana fo Fepper
Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name
like:

Bob! Bob drop the B’s Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary

Okay?
Now say: Bo!
Bo!
Now Tony with a B:
Bony!
Then Banana fanna fo:
Banana fanna fo!
Then you say the name again with an F very plain:
Fony!
Then a fee fy and a mo:
Fee fy mo!
Then you say the name again with an M this time:
Mony!
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme!

Kit.
Kit, Kit bo Bit
Banana fanna fo Fit
Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The name game!

Now do Chuck!

2 days ago on April 17th | J | 15,631 notes
superandgay:

X-men: Days of Future Past meets Game of Thrones. Perfect.

superandgay:

X-men: Days of Future Past meets Game of Thrones. Perfect.

2 days ago on April 17th | J | 438 notes
4gifs:

Platypus playtime

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

2 days ago on April 16th | J | 86,924 notes

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 204,734 notes
ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 91,135 notes

at the resturant with bae

waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
3 days ago on April 16th | J | 24,719 notes
forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 37,567 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 265,695 notes

jaclcfrost:

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 157,854 notes
3 days ago on April 16th | J | 5,592 notes
ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 429,635 notes
3 days ago on April 16th | J | 36,771 notes

puberty has done you well, tyreesha

3 days ago on April 16th | J | 207,234 notes
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